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You hail one down, get inside and begin the exact same conversation you always have. Let’s face it: these days you often don’t even get the chance to have a chat because your cabbie’s already hooked into his hands-free gear having one of those long, hushed, mysterious conversations with… only ever talk as a response to whatever the cabbie says into HIS phone. Not only will it prompt conversation, it’ll ensure his eyes are on the road and not his phone.

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